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Name:
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Birthdate:
26 November
External Services:
"...this stage is far too big for my purposes. No, really. I won't be going over there at all."

Anatari is: a twenty-four year old puppy whisperer from Brooklyn whose natural state is a balance of spazz, dork, and eccentricity. She enjoys hosting meetups, long drives, cooking, writing novels that will never get published, snarky commentary, online roleplays, singing at the top of her lungs, photography, terrifying her friends with medical knowledge, and being naked. In fact, she's probably naked right now.

Her journal is NOT friends only. But comment to be added back, as this is mostly a personal journal.

--> and she mostly uses plurk these days. @narcolept


Testimonials:

anatari: ...no seriously, guys, she probably is naked right now.
. . . . . . . . . . alioth

anatari is my mother's favorite and she could be yours too.
. . . . . . . . . . very_verydanger

anatari: try the Pellcakes.
. . . . . . . . . . synergic

anatari: property of Cappy, inquire with puppy to friend.
. . . . . . . . . . robowolf

anatari: Like an adorable, squeezable squeak toy, but 1000x more awesome.
. . . . . . . . . . qara_isuke

anatari is the most schway. // ...also moonlighting as the motherslagging Batman.
. . . . . . . . . . tazeredtiger // alioth

anatari: easily topped by adorable animals and derpy people.
. . . . . . . . . . maplepancakes

anatari: She'll force you to suck on her delicious balls!
. . . . . . . . . . rhymed

anatari: all shall enjoy her delicious cooking and boobs.
. . . . . . . . . . yzak (whether they want to or not)

When one is in the company of the anatari, one must understand there's a ninety percent chance he or she will be topped by her. :D // ...it's probably closer to 98.999% :\
. . . . . . . . . . brittyone // rhymed

anatari is currently the owner of my ass :(b
. . . . . . . . . . ningen_demonai

"I remember the day that anatari told me her thoughts on rabbits. 'They are probably - no, definitely - the sexiest of all mammals. I have had a crush on Peter Cottontail since I was a wee little girl and I know that one day my dream of making sweet, soft, fuzzy love to a bunny will come true.'"
. . . . . . . . . . learan has been in Canada too long.

anatari: <333333333333333333 \o/
. . . . . . . . . . piecrumbs

anatari is a tree nut in a clever disguise, loved by squirrels everywhere!
. . . . . . . . . . bluepard

It's a miracle anatari hasn't been arrested yet.
. . . . . . . . . . lady_ganesh

anatari - CUTEST GIRLBOX OF SPAM EVER CREATED. Also, is very very snuggly!
. . . . . . . . . . riverdresses

anatari is awesome at making you want to hug her.
. . . . . . . . . . cesia

anatari took my revolution. :(
. . . . . . . . . . very_verydanger

When in doubt, address anatari as "wench".
. . . . . . . . . . katmaxwell

anatari is better than ice cream!
. . . . . . . . . . shanaqui

anatari is the cuddliest hostess with the mostest who looks awesome in a corset.
. . . . . . . . . . teleute12

anatari has the best boobs ever, no kidding.
. . . . . . . . . . apology

anatari: Someday I will see her boobs in person.
. . . . . . . . . . metallic_sonata

anatari: After she finished having sex with my mom, Dad gave her a cigar.
. . . . . . . . . . officialbizness (are we surprised?)

September 12th is Chocolate Milkshake Day and anatari Appreciation Day.
. . . . . . . . . . makaze_nanpou

anatari is allowed to pinch me anytime she wants.
. . . . . . . . . . sapphire_hime

anatari only eats babies if you count eggs, and sometimes not even then. Also, she is made of awesomecakes, so be forewarned that you're never going to be this cool. Ever. Sorry, but that's just how it is.
. . . . . . . . . . lunarennui

anatari is one of the kindest souls I have ever met ♥.
. . . . . . . . . . perfectdays

anatari makes for a very good leashed puppy. :Db
. . . . . . . . . . shiny_karu (that leash was for you! YOU! sigh.)



RP Journals

campfuckudie current:
Renfield Turnbull; Due South: when_in_canada
Pellaz; Wraeththu: pellameno
Yuki Eiri; Gravitation: write_it_in
Peppo; Gankutsuou: cest_untrap
Zeta; The Zeta Project: stayinthecar
Kayashima Taiki; Hanazakari no Kimitachi e: auragasm
Ryuichi Sakuma; Gravitation: bunnypopsuu
Steve Burnside; Resident Evil Code Veronica X: faileh


campfuckudie dropped:
Ken Hidaka (1); Weiss Kreuz: hidaka_ken
Terry McGinnis (1); Batman Beyond: my_name_now
Kurt Wagner; X-Men Evolution: bumpetysplat
Warren Peace; Sky High: ahotpeace
Elphaba Thropp; Wicked: hopeforstirring
Mason; Dead Like Me: 12stepstoohigh
Kurenai Wataru; Kamen Rider Kiva: bakubakubaku
Ken Hidaka (2); Weiss Kreuz: konekonoclaw
Harry Dresden; The Dresden Files: semiautomagick
Tallahassee; Zombieland: ortwinkieup
Terry McGinnis (2); Batman Beyond: my_name_now


microcosm_rp dropped:
Brian Kinney; Queer As Folk: mrgoodfuck
Atsuma; Kamui: sheathmysword
Kojomaru; Kamui: gripmyshaft
Leo; Fire Candy: shititsalion


[community profile] aather dropped:
Flynn Rider; Tangled: [personal profile] yourdreamstinks

[community profile] compoundfive current:
Connor Reilly; Angel: [personal profile] daddyissues

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